CATHERINE I could have a mansion on a hill. I could lease a villa in Seville, But it wouldn't be as nice As a summer in Ohio With a gay midget named Karl Playing Tevye and Porgy I could wander Paris...
CATHERINE When you come home to me, I'll wear a sweeter smile And hope that, for a while, You'll… Okay, thank you. Thank you so much. I'm climbin' uphill, Daddy. Climbin' uphill. I'm up ev'ry morning...
JAMIE No, that one's Jerry Seinfeld That one's John Lennon - there No, the Dakota The San Remo is up a few blocks Have you been inside the Museum? We should go.. Meet the dinosaurs.. Cathy.. Will you...
JAMIE Did I just hear an alarm start ringing? Did I see sirens go flying past? Though I don't know what tomorrow's bringing, I've got a singular impression things are moving too fast. I'm gliding...
CATHERINE Don't kiss me goodbye again. Leave this night clean and quiet. You want the last word, You want me to laugh, But leave it for now. All you can say, All you can feel Was wrapped up inside...
JAMIE There are people And they are publishing my book And there's a party That they are throwing. And while you've made it very clear that you're not going, I will be going. And that's done. But...
CATHERINE My best friend had a little situation at the end of our senior year, And like a shot, she and Mitchell got married that summer. Carolann getting bigger ev'ry minute, thinking "What am I...
JAMIE Hey, kid – good morning – You look like an angel. I don't remember when we fell asleep. We should get up, kid – Cathy is waiting… Look at us, lying here, Dreaming, pretending. I made a promise...
CATHERINE One day we're just like "Leave It to Beaver." One day it's just a Typical life, And then he's off on A trip to Jamie-land: Staring catatonic out the window, Barely even breathing...
JAMIE Ah! First, a story. New and unpublished. A little Christmas story. I call it "The Story of Schmuel, Tailor of Klimovich." Merry Christmas. Schmuel would work 'til half-past ten at his...