You know, I think that R2 unit we bought might have been stolen. What makes you think that ? Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says he belongs to someone called Obi-Wan...
This film is a parody. I am not affiliated with or endorsed by Disney or Lucasfilm. I wish I was. Lord Mouse, the Fleet has moved into lightspeed, and we're preparing to-- You have failed me...
There are many stories in the history of our world. Most are lost, scattered in the winds of Time, beyond the memory of man. But this story. our story should not be forgotten. Papa! Maia! Run! Maia...