{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
Hey man, look at my new dog! Aw yeah that's pretty coo- AWWW.. There's no dog there.. Joey, did you eat my sandwich? I am your sandwich. HUUUURGH Here, hold this.. Thanks! WHAT IS...
alright tennis player caroline mosley akki is being accused of a racist impersonation of serena williams by stuffing her bra and pants this was doing some kind of uh... exhibition type match and...
♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright? He's not here,...