Venetian princess

Everybody needs my creations Everybody needs my clothes A beautiful melody My face between your toes Even it's doomsday You won't have to dismay When the world Is falling apart You just go Buy my...

Now Suri, you must study your dianetics book. But I don't wanna! Millions of years ago, the alien, Xenu Collected all his people, and then He threw them all around a volcano bring bombs in his...

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy He took me to meet his old Granny Then something phased me She's not like most elderly She kept glaring from behind the chips I went to kiss her on the...

You don't understand What it takes to make my vids Make no mistake Miley, I like you but It's time for you to step aside I'll tell you why So listen to me now In real life you are such a super star...

Ouch.....Ouch....Ouch... It's time for me to say this addressing all you guys. Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a Nobel Prize. But the straight guys- They don't realize What we go through...

Welcome to the world of Charlie Sheen Today I will be your guide Sit back, relax, enjoy the ride We have different ways An alternate reality Of goddesses and married trees We don't need first aid...

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It's time for me to say this Addressing all you guys Except for all the drag queens Who deserve a nobel prize But the straight guys, they don't realize What we go through everyday,...

I've always had A thing for Star Trek Conventions I need a man with a comic book collection Lord of the Rings Is my favorite type of role play Don't want an Aragon I want a young Gandalf The Gray I...

Bella: Vegetarian Vampire Would you please bite me So that I can be just like you Edward: Oh my dear I would like To have just one bite But that's not in the cards for you Unless you're made of tofu...

They always ask me Lady GaGa what's your race I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place Christina Aguilera looks like she could be my sis But when she's driving her new Bentley I'll be flying my...