(villagers mumbling tune) Villager News! No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO! You are all fired! I thought it was number one.. (sniffles) Alright, you can stay. Yay! (purring)...
(villagers mumbling tune) Villager News! (villager humming in background) Does my moustache look all right? Ok. Hey! (humming stops) Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a...