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Lizzie: Hi, everyone. So, today-- (phone dings) Hello, everyone. I apologize for not exactly being on the ball today but, uh, Charlotte can just EDIT THIS OUT. Anyway, I have, admittedly, been a...
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Wow, you seen the new Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag? It's gonna Pirate-Hoe-Sing. Yeah Well, I don't think will be getting it as soon as it is released. What? You won't...
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Life is hard, and sometimes, you just need a break. You might watch a movie, read a book, or hop online. But sooner or later, you may find yourself in a place you never expected. That's right....
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MALE SPEAKER 1: OK, man. Let the healing begin, man. Yeah. Herbalist. Effin, herbalist, man. So wait, man. This is what a herbalist does, man? I like tend dirt strips in some sort of prison yard, man?...
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What are you doing in here? Prepping. For the Straightening. These are my less gay wardrobe options, but... I just seem to keep splooging gay all over them. Regular T's? On me? Cock-tease....
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We’re all attracted to people all the time. What is it that attracts us to others? And what do others find attractive about you? [music] These are some of the questions our team is going to try and...
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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE." IT IS LIKE THE LAST OF THE MOW HE KENS IF BY MOHECANS YOU PROMISE TO DANCE WITH ME. ANDY, WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S SHOW,...
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Did you just say you're the patriarch of our marriage? No! Go and play in the other room. Cheeks! Cheeks. Please. You know I didn't mean it. Well... I suppose maybe you meant that...
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Was that filming me? That's not funny. Are you suddenly questioning your conscience? Or do you want to prove to your gf, sister, mom, grandma, BFF, or any other random girl that...
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This is us. On our 10th day, we got a little drunk, and married, yes it's a cliché, but for us turns out equality isn't exactly equal. We're destroying marriage or reinforcing...
