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Blank walls in a restaurant bathroom. Black marker though just a pen would do Small words and simple poetry. Say what you want to say In just the perfect way And all the people say: Kokamantratarius...

I'm sick of only making peanuts. I'm sick of stale sandwich bread. I've got a plan to make it better And it begins with a simple punch to my head. Another count and I'm down but I'm wearing him down....

Growing up I had it rough. Although I hated work it taught me just enough. To know there ain't no application for the job that I've been chasin' and I'm looking for a diamond in the rough. And as it...

The black silhouette appears at my door Dragging me out, I'm clawing the floorboards. Pretty soon I'm all heads up For long bombs and double-knotting my Keds up. Fake left, go left, quarterback sneak....

With a black silk umbrella On a rooftop one day To put physical laws on Temporary delay. Goggles on and my shoes tied Thumbs upturned for the big ride. I'll step into a soft glide To the earth far...

Never enough celebrating Independence Day. It was never enough to celebrate the eve of New Year's Day. What about my friends and me, can we have our say? 'Cuz all our many enemies need to be blown...

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu, Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you. First date: we thought it was great We drank and...

What's the matter? Who cares? People running everywhere, Running like decapitated chickens in the rain. Never mind the poultry, I'd rather stay at home I hope that my old lady's feeling like a lazy...

*Kazoos* Shutup, bitch! Waaaaaah!