Well, the rainman comes with his magic wand And the judge says, "Mona can't have no bond" And the walls collide, Mona cries And the rainman leaves in the wolfman's disguise I wanna be your...
She's the youngest girl on record To be awarded a degree She started school at two years old And finished it at three She used to have to crawl to school Before she'd learned to walk She had to type...
Hey Mr. Tough Don't you think we've suffered enough? Why don't you meet me on the dance floor When it's time to talk tough? And if you need to tell me something once You won't have to say it twice And...
Each time we have a quarrel It almost breaks my heart 'Cause I'm so afraid that we will have to part Each night I ask the stars up above Why must I be a teenager in love One day I feel so happy Next...
I'd gone to the hospital For simple surgery, When the slippery-fingered doctor Dropped his watch inside of me. He tried to get it out. He tried and tried and tried. He couldn't get it! So he sewed it...
When she said, "Don't waste your words, they're just lies" I cried she was deaf And she worked on my face until breaking my eyes And what else you got left It was then that I got up to leave...
She made little tiny socks and slacks And shorts and shirts and shoes They'd be just right for a monkey But too small for me and you Her husband and her neighbors And her friends all think she's funny...
He used to love to watch me So I taught him how to bowl He has fantastic upper body strength And excellent control He used to practice daily And developed perfect aim Which made out for him good The...
Well, I don't care what's wrong or right When you're not there by my side I just wonder what to do Well, if I can't have you And I think about nothing much at all Nothing but you and me And I'm...