First 4 Soldiers: You're my little pin-up girl. Honestly, you are. Pin-Up Girl #1: How would you like some coffee? A donut? An apple? A candy bar? Three Soldiers after those First Four: Won't you be...

*communication* Narrator: Close encounters... of the first kind: Sighting of an unidentified flying object. Close encounters... of the second kind: Physical evidence of a UFO. Close encounters... of...